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March 11, 2010
60% of men and 64% of women say you shouldn't talk about this until the 3rd date
Political opinions!
Congratulations to Robert Gross of Wantagh for knowing the answer!

March 4, 2010
When it comes to not getting work done in the office, 16% of people blame this - what is it?
The temperature of the office!
Congratulations to Theresa Fitzpatrick of Sayville for knowing the answer!

February 25, 2010
According to a recent survey by USA Today, people were asked to name their most
memorable smells - coffee was at #1, what was second on the list?
Vicks VapoRub!

February 18, 2010

The cars in the Daytona 500 travel around 188 miles per hour - what travels at 7 miles per hour?
Blood!
Congratulations to Lisa Kaplan from North Babylon for knowing the answer!

February 11, 2010
According to GQ magazine, what is the number one lie that men tell their wives?
"I would never lie to you!"
Congratulations to Debbie Carbone of Centerreach for knowing the answer!

February 4, 2010
Besides shoes and normal clothing, what will you find in over 50% of the closets in America?
Jersey of your favorite pro sports team!
Congratulations to Christine Kramer of Mastic Beach for knowing the answer!

January 28, 2010
After a baby learns "mama" "dada", and "no", what word do experts say that they learn next?
"TV"!
Congratulations to Ed Brembs of North Babylon for knowing the answer!

January 21, 2010
According to a recent British survey of people calling in sick to work, this
woman's name is at the top of the list - what is it?
Sarah!
Congratulations to Theresa Fitzpatrick of Sayville for knowing the answer!

January 14, 2010
The average person eats 11 of these at home each year - what are they?
Bagels!
Congratulations to Bruce Griff of Holbrook for knowing the answer!

January 7, 2010
11 billion of these are used around the world each year (that's 2 for every person) - what is it?
Single serve packets of Heinz ketchup!
Congratulations to Fred Scongerella of Stony Brook for knowing the answer!

December 31, 2009
It is estimated that 10,000 people did this in front of the Christmas tree last year - what is it?
Got engaged!
Congratulations to Jerry Dipierro of Patchogue for knowing the answer!

December 24, 2009
NO CONTEST TODAY!

December 17, 2009
Experts say the optimal temperature for making this food is 310º. What is it?
Toast!
Congratulations to Jill Christie-Marcesca of West Islip for knowing the answer!

December 10, 2009
What will 25% of Christmas cards include this holiday season?
A pet's signature!
Congratulations to Joe Collins of East Patchogue for knowing the answer!

December 3, 2009
40% of women do something every day that men hate - what is it?
Wear too much perfume!
Congratulations to Theresa Fitzpatrick of Sayville for knowing the answer!

November 19, 2009
27% of married couples say they fight about this the most - what is it?
The laundry!
Congratulations to Carl Ocampo of Brentwood for knowing the answer!

November 12, 2009
Sales of these are supposedly a "great Economic indicator" and they declined
last year by 12% and are flat so far this year - what is it?
Men's Underwear!
Congratulations to Hope Johnson of Valley Stream for knowing the answer!

November 5, 2009
What are the top 3 products for coupon redemption in a grocery store?
Cereal, soap, and deodorant!
Congratulations to Alex Ramoska of Sound Beach for knowing the answer!

October 29, 2009
16% of us hide money here
The freezer!
Congratulations to Diane Dooley of Brentwood for knowing the answer!

October 22, 2009
12% of homeowners say they have never done this in their home - what is it?
Gone into their attic!
Congratulations to Ron Johnson of Levittown for knowing the answer!

October 15, 2009
62% of women would end a relationship if a guy didn't what?
Get along with her friends!
Congratulations to Fred Scongerella of Stony Brook for knowing the answer!

October 8, 2009
Roughly 75% of the male population knows how to do this, while only 30% of women know how to do it
Tie a tie!
Congratulations to Anthony Zanetto of East Northport for knowing the answer!

October 1, 2009
You'll find 6 of these in the average American kitchen
Promotional coffee mugs!
Congratulations to Rich Protosow of Patchogue for knowing the answer!

September 24, 2009
Experts say that women are more creative and productive when they have this nearby
Flowers!
Congratulations to Kris Cosme of Central Islip for knowing the answer!

September 17, 2009
When it comes to their wife, 5 out of 6 men do not know the answer to this question
How much do they weigh!
Congratulations to Christine Jacob from Copiague for knowing the answer!

September 10, 2009
Just by doing this, you increase your shirt & long term memory by over a third- what is it?
Chewing Gum!
Congratulations to Elizabeth Hutton of Lake Ronkonkoma for knowing the answer!

September 3, 2009
Women benefit more from doing this in a job interview than men do - what is it?
Giving a firm handshake!
Congratulations to Kathy Grathwohl of Islip Terrace, working at the United Way for knowing the answer!

August 27, 2009
According to a study at a Boston University, you could cut your risk of cold & flu by 30% if you have this for breakfast
Peanut butter!
Congratulations to Bruce Griff of Holbrook for knowing the answer!

August 20, 2009
Relationship experts say that this is the most important thing a man needs to know about his wife
Her best friend's name!
Congratulations to Sharon Rus of Oakdale, working at Suffolk County BOCES, for knowing the answer!

August 13, 2009
1 in 3 will forget to do this today
Put on deodorant!
Congratulations to Carl Ocampo of Brentwood for knowing the answer!

August 6, 2009
Women were asked what makes you "the happiest" - 14% said being romantic,
18% said food, bit a whopping 51% said this:
Sleep!
Congratulations to Barbara Lawrence of Central Islip for knowing the answer!

July 30, 2009
67% of workers say they feel happiest on the job when?
The boss is away!
Congratulations to Jerry Metcalf of Levittown for knowing the answer!


July 23, 2009
In a recent study of divorced women, 1/3rd say the best part of being single again is...
Having control of the television!
Congratulations to Anita Cullity of Patchogue for knowing the answer!

July 16, 2009
7
% of people say they've misplaced their TV remote here, where was it?
In the Car!
Congratulations to Laura Gallagher of Merrick for knowing the answer!

July 9, 2009
According to direct mail people, this is the most commonly misspelled name - what is it?
Marilyn!
Congratulations to Chris Landy of Islip Terrace, working for the East Islip School District for knowing the answer!

July 2, 2009
Millions of people start these every day, but only 10% follow through and finish them - what is it?
Crossword Puzzle!
Congratulations to Terry Nugent of Deer Park for knowing the answer!

June 25, 2009
People were asked what is the most irritating invention of all time - what is it?
Bagpipes!
Congratulations to Fred Scongerella of Stony Brook for knowing the answer!


June 18, 2009
Men were asked "What is the oldest thing you have that you've had forever?"
An old baseball glove!
Congratulations to Theresa Campanaro of Bay Shore for knowing the answer!

June 11, 2009
A woman will receive 300 of these in her life time
Bouquet of flowers!
Congratulations to Ginger Giordano of Farmingdale for knowing the answer!

June 4, 2009
79% of adults say they hold on to one of these as a keepsake - what is it?
A t-shirt!
Congratulations to Rene Corrigan of Bay Shore, working for Industry Check Cashing of Deer Park for knowing the answer!

May 28, 2009
NO CONTEST TODAY!

May 21, 2009
4 out of 10 people can't do this...
Touch their toes!
Congratulations to Lesli Palencia of Brentwood for knowing the answer!

May 14, 2009
An average of 25 people touch this item before anyone buys it - what is it?
Greeting cards!
Congratulations to Tom Fischer of Ridge, working at Progressive Hardware for knowing the answer!

May 7, 2009
Every year, over 2800 injuries are reported caused by which object in the home?
Garage door!
Congratulations to Scott Schmidt of Northport, working at State Farm Insurance in Melville for knowing the answer!

April 30, 2009
The better looking you are, the more this will happen to you
You'll be lied to!
Congratulations to Alan Fromm of Plainview, working at Corporate Compliance Training for knowing the answer!

April 23, 2009
The ones that woman have today are twice the size of their mothers'. What is it?
The size of their engagement rings!
Congratulations to Bill Reynolds of Holbrook, working for Suffolk County, for knowing the answer!

April 16, 2009
1 out of every 4 Americans has done this, and more & more people are trying to do it all the time - what is it?
Be on TV!
Congratulations to Donna Portee of Hewlett for knowing the answer!

April 9, 2009
Everyone has heard of this, but only 17% of Americans have eaten it - what is it?
Caviar!
Congratulations to John Cappelmann of Kings Park for knowing the answer!

April 2, 2009
Flowers & children share this little known fact
They grow faster in the springtime!


March 26, 2009
In the beginning of a marriage, this lasts about 40 minutes, as the marriage goes on, it drops to 15 minutes.
A couples' dinner conversation!
Congratulations to Joann Murino of Bohemia for knowing the answer!

March 19, 2009
In 1920, the US Postal Service said you could no longer mail this - what is it?
Children!
Congratulations to Howie Shafran from Oceanside, who is retired, for knowing the answer!

March 12, 2009
25% of women will buy these after trying them on, but 70% of men won't...what is it?
Jeans!
Congratulations to Mike Vittorio of North Babylon for knowing the answer!

March, 5, 2009
What was the highest-grossing Canadian movie set in Florida?
Porky's!
Congratulations to Terry Garcia of Coram, working at National Grid in Melville, for knowing the answer!

February 26, 2009
More than a million of these are purchased or eaten every day - what is it?
Packages of Jell-O!
Congratulations to Rosa Castellano of Franklin Square for knowing the answer!

February 19, 2009
More than 80% of of spouses say that they "do this" while their mate is away:
Sleep on their spouse's side of the bed!
Congratulations to Lois Warren of Oakdale, working at Big Splash Pools in Setauket for knowing the answer!

February 12, 2009
The average woman owns 4 of these and only uses 2 - what is it?
Bottles of perfume!
Congratulations to Rene Corrigan of Bay Shore, working for Industry Check Cashing in Deer Park, for knowing the answer!

February 5, 2009
Sales of these actually increase during recessions - what is it?
Cookbooks!
Congratulations to Rose Valenti of Patchogue, working at Entenmann's Bakery for knowing the answer!

January 29, 2009
The average one of these has wheels and travels about 8 miles a year...
Office chair!
Congratulations to Joseph Niedfeld of Central Islip, working at the Melville Post Office, for knowing the answer!

January 22, 2009
46% of women would rather go 2 weeks without making love than go without this for 2 weeks.
Internet access!
Congratulations to Joanne Murino of Bohemia, working for Millennium Lyons Group Commercial
Insurance for knowing the answer!

January 15, 2009
We spend an average of 4 hours a year doing this - what is it?
Planning a vacation!
Congratulations to John Lee of Manhattan for knowing the answer!

January 8, 2009
You and I have one...most kids don't. What is it?
 A wrist-watch!

Congratulations to Kenny Speelman of Holtsville, working at the Suffolk County Department
of Public Works for knowing the answer!

December 18, 2008
According to a survey, 35% of moms & dads do this while their kids aren't at home - what is it?
Play their kids' video games!
Congratulations to Geri Claeson of East Setauket for knowing the answer!

December 11, 2008
We pass by these every day, and the average age is 24 years - what is it?
Telephone poles!
Congratulations to Andrea Scheiner of Massapequa Park for knowing the answer!

December 4, 2008
Women like them long, men like them short - what are they?
Jokes!
Congratulations to Colleen Wasielke of West Islip for knowing the answer!

November 20, 2008
My life would be so much easier if this had a drive-thru - what is it?
Day Care!
Congratulations to Phyliss Bauer of East Meadow, working for the East Meadow School District, for knowing the answer!

November 13, 2008
If you do this at work, it will be perceived that you are more important than you really are - what is it?
Walk fast!
Congratulations to Bob Wehley of Port Jefferson Station, working at New York Life in Melville, for knowing the answer!

November 6, 2008
Of the top items sold at grocery stores, only 2 are not food - name them:
Toilet paper & batteries!
Congratulations to Paul Geier of Merrick for knowing the answer!

October 30, 2008
For "The Wiseman" it's pretty easy, but 2 out of 3 people cannot do this - what is it?
Snap their fingers!
Congratulations to Gina Borrero of North Babylon, working at Syosset Ford, for knowing the answer!

October 23, 2008
According to relationship experts, this is the best opening line a guy can use on a woman:
"What time is it?"
Congratulations to Lori Troy of Medford for knowing the answer!

October 16, 2008
Out of the last 30 elections, 24 of the candidates who won had "this" in common:
They were taller than their opponent!
Congratulations to Eve Hurst of Bay Shore, working at Island Dental Group in Plainview, for knowing the answer!

October 9, 2008
Most of us use one of these each day at work.
Its average life-span is only about 3 years - what is it?
A mouse pad!
Congratulations to Howard Baierlein of Farmingdale, working at the NYC Department of
Environmental Protection, for knowing the answer!

October 2, 2008
67% of women think that this is the sexiest thing a man can wear - what is it?
Jeans and a plain white t-shirt!
Congratulations to Barry Baretela of Freeport, working at St. Francis Hospital of Roslyn, for knowing the answer!

September 25, 2008
27% of us would rather have a tooth drilled than do what?
Clean the house!
Congratulations to Joanne MacMurdo of Medford, working at International Warehouse for knowing the answer!

September 18, 2008
This year, about 3 billion dollars will exchange hands here - where is it?
Garage or yard sales!
Congratulations to Mike Meade of Long Beach, working at Good Samaritan Hospital for knowing the answer!

September 11, 2008
Most people asked said "Yes of course I do that at home" but less than half ever do it at the office - what is it?
Recycle!
Congratulations to Sharon Decampi of Freeport, working at the First Presbyterian Church in Baldwin, for knowing the answer!

September 4, 2008
2,000 people worldwide become injured while doing this in the kitchen - what is it?
Prying frozen food apart!
Congratulations to Terry Garcia of Coram, working at National Grid in Melville, for knowing the answer!

August 28, 2008
13% of men say that if a women does this on a first date, he won't ask her out on a second date - what is it?
Order the most expensive item on the menu!
Congratulations to Fran Graziano of Massapequa for knowing the answer!


August 14, 2008
Doing this on vacation has declined 75% in the last 10 years...what is it?
Sending postcards!
Congratulations to Arthur Rodriguez of Amityville, working at East West Industries in Ronkonkoma, for knowing the answer!

August 7, 2008
Recent survey said that liver was America's most hated food. What was the 2nd on the list?
Lima Beans!
Congratulations to Anthony Zanetto of Lake Ronkonkoma, working at Avnet Electronics in Hauppauge, for knowing the answer!

July 31, 2008
Almost 50% of Americans will do this in the kitchen when no one else is around - what is it?
Drink milk straight from the carton!
Congratulations to Alan Stone of Huntington Station, working at Sound Insight in Huntington, for knowing the answer!

July 24, 2008
The average homeowner spends about 3 days a year doing this - what is it?
Waiting on a repair man to show up!
Congratulations to Steve Schreiber of Flanders, working at Gem Marble Works in Ronkonkoma, for knowing the answer!

July 17, 2008
The average American does this dangerous activity 32 times per year. What is it?
Eating while driving!
Congratulations to Barbara Mott of Babylon for knowing the answer!

July 3, 2008
35% of women say they would change this about their husband - what is it?
They would make him better looking!
Congratulations to Tom O'Leary of Dix Hills, working at All Weather Tire, for knowing the answer!

June 26, 2008
According to a new study, about 1,000 people a month get injured doing what?
Riding around in golf carts!
Congratulations to Rick Lederer of Brentwood, working at Mannix Windows in Brentwood, for knowing the answer!

June 19, 2008
What do 23% of us cry over?
A bad haircut!
Congratulations to Mike Montefusco of Shirley, working at Active Door & Window, for knowing the answer!

June 12, 2008
21% of us enjoy this food, but don't eat it - what is it?
Fortune cookies!
Congratulations to Elaine Renton of Massapequa for knowing the answer!

June 5, 2008
We use a "coupon" to buy this item more than any other product... what is it?
Deodorant!
Congratulations to Mike Abbruscato of North Babylon, working at Edwards, Platt & Deely
in West Babylon, for knowing the answer!

May 29, 2008
in 1980 more than half of of all American homes had one of these. Now they are all but extinct?
Hot-Air popcorn maker!
Congratulations to Lorraine Strauss of West Babylon, working at Episcopal Help Services, for knowing the answer!

May 22, 2008
Men are five times more likely to do this on an airplane, especially if seated next to a woman?
Put down the armrest!
Congratulations to Christina Walker of Deer Park working at Farmingdale State College for knowing the answer!

May 15, 2008
35% of men say they will NEVER do This without asking their wives first. What is it?
Adjust the Thermostat!
Congratulations to Lorilyn Siaca of North Babylon working at MICA Elegance in Commack for knowing the answer!

May 8, 2008
According to a survey, Americans eat so much of this in one year, they could almost fill the Grand Canyon?
Cool Whip!
Congratulations to John Lee of New York for knowing the answer!

May 1, 2008
In 2007 this took 4 seconds to do it, now it only takes 2 seconds! What is it?
Pump a dollars worth of gas!
Congratulations to Bob White of East Hampton working at the East Hampton Police Garage for knowing the answer!

April 17, 2008
Q: 80% of women say they never do this in public with their significant other!
Wear similar clothing!
Congratulations to Jennifer Jesia of Bay Shore working at Statler Chiropractor in Yonkers for knowing the answer!

April 10, 2008
The Age of 41 is a nice age to start this activity. What is it?
Riding a Motorcycle
Congratulations to Ron Roth of Hicksville working at the Restaurant Depot in Melville for knowing the answer!

April 3, 2008
60% of us have attempted to flirt with someone here. Where's here?
While in traffic!
Congratulations to Michael Costello of Medford working at the All Seasons Conditions in
West Babylon for knowing the answer!

Thursday, March 27, 2008
Experts Say That Just Thinking of "THIS" Will Give You an Instant Energy Boost?
Your Favorite Song!
Congratulations to Theresa Fitzpatrick of Oakdale working at the All Service Pros in Bohemia for knowing the answer!

March 14, 2008
72% of women say it's unforgivable to do this on a 1st date?
Forget Her Name!
Congratulations to Don Zanfino of Manorville working at the Babylon Post Office for knowing the answer!

March 13, 2008
Sales of this goody doubled last year, and in 2008, should double again?
G.P.S. navigation system!
Congratulations to Bill Reynolds of Holbrook working at Suffolk County Offices in Hauppauge for knowing the answer!

March 6, 2008
24% of Women want to change this about their man?
His hair!
Congratulations to Anthony Zanetto of Lake Ronkonkoma working at Avnet Electrics in Hauppauge for knowing the answer!

February 28, 2008
The Average age of someone who has this job is 49 years old?
Nurse!
Congratulations to Joy Vincent of East Meadow working at Dr. Burnbaum's dental office in Westbury for knowing the answer!

February 21, 2008
If you're going to a party this weekend, there's a 21% chance that this will happen - what is it?
 Double-Dipping!
Congratulations to Rich Hallberg of Levittown for knowing the answer!


February 14, 2008
26,000 Women do this each year?
A. Cancel a wedding at the last minute!
Congratulations to Dennis Kulak of Middle Island for knowing the answer!

What is the #1 thing people buy in a dollar store?
Cleaning supplies!

The average American family has 15 of these in their house -- what is it?
 Cookbooks!

According to a recent survey, "this" can put a woman in a good mood instantly. What is it?
Putting on perfume!


60% of people say this is the biggest annoyance at work. What is it?
Gossip!


77% of women think a man with this profession would be a better lover! What profession is it?
Cowboy!

46% of women and 25% of men admit that they do this and they make no apologies for it. What is it?
 Kiss their pets!


According to a survey, 40% of men and 27% of women do this when they are naked. What is it?
 Talk on the phone!


If history repeats itself this holiday season, women are expected to do this 4 times more than men.
 Shoplift!


Insurance studies show that female drivers are 80% more likely than man to do what?
 Lose their keys!
 

What one sound does not echo?
A duck's quack!

Which state has the most people who walk to work?
 
Alaska! 

90% of kids will eat this, but only 10% of adults will. What is it?
  Snow!  

According to a recent survey, women tell their girlfriends to
 not date a guy with which occupation?
Hairstylist!

40% of women say that they won't do what in front of a man?
Exercise!


While talking on the cell phone, more men than women make this mistake...what is it?
They run red lights!

Q: Nearly 40% of women who give THIS to their man don't want one of these from him.
What is it?
A pet name!

Q: There are 3 times as many of these in the United States as there are Starbucks. What are these?
Tanning salons!

The #1 place people do it is in their cars while driving. What is it?
Pick their nose!

The average woman has had The same one of these for 14 years.
Best friend!

What city is the most misspelled by Americans?
Pittsburgh!

Why did 20% of Americans NOT go on vacation this summer?
They had no place to leave their pets!

25% of Americans surveyed didn't know their very own what?
Their Zodiac Sign!

In the 1860’s, these were known as “Boneshakers.” What do we call them today?
Bicycles

What do 3 out 5 members in the Rock-N-Roll Hall Fame all have in common?
They are all hearing impaired.

Since we’re all in a hurry. This now takes on average 2 minutes and 49 seconds. The old way took much longer. What is it?
Using the drive through at a restaurant.

Time to test your Brain Cells – There are millions of people in the United States – billions of people all over the world . . . and out of all those billions only 12 can say they’ve done this . . . what?
Moonwalk (Ok 13 counting Michael Jackson). Between July 20th 1969 and 1972 – 12 men have walked on the surface of the moon. Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, Alan Bean, Edgar Mitchell, David Scott, Charles Duke, John Young, Harrison Schmitt, and Eugene Cernan – are all alive . . . Pete Conrad died in a motorcycle accident, Alan Shephard died from cancer, James Irwin died from a heart attack. 2007 is the 38th Anniversary of the First Man On The Moon!!

 
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